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  • 5th grade me: I'll never do drugs
  • Me now: Bruh

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byrongraffiti:

Scott is the realest nigga alive.
me nd my cougar gf
  • me: babe i love your necklace
  • gf: thats me Life Alert®

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tastefullyoffensive:

"I’m not very good at taking Panoramas." -Skizza

windspray:

how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow

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